MEETING WITH GOD

in a meeting with god, you are god.

A Meeting With God is a crash course initiation into your own inner mysteries.

UPGRADE YA HONEY

This day-long working addresses the following questions:

• Who or what is running your life? (you? your conditioning? some fucked up past life shit? your phone?)
• Are you aligned with the path of your purpose? (what does the path of your purpose look and feel like, anyway? how do you know when you’re on it?)
• What actions are required to ensure you are fully sovereign in your life? (sovereign meaning “unlimited, unrestricted, being in your power and able to trust yourself”)
• What would you see if you weren’t lying to yourself?

This is extremely deep YIN work.

Going within work.

Dark goddess work.

Voyaging into the void work.

Boldly going work.

SCARY WORK

But necessary, beautiful work.

One beautiful person described the Meeting With God as being “like going down into your deep sea cave for seven years of initiation condensed into one day.”

That’s why I set aside a full day for this work, and why I spend the day before preparing and the day after resting and recovering.

cause it’s POWERFUL YEAH

a little background with your tea?

If you don’t know me very well, let me give you a quick briefing: my name is Paige and I’m a naturally gifted psychic medium from New England. I was spirit-initiated as a shaman several years ago by the embodiment of Holy Death and several plant helping spirits. I’m an experienced diviner, favoring tarot but also reading with other types of cards, the bones, the I Ching, and augury. I also happen to be a trained watercolorist who used to work in the tea industry.

In the Meeting With God, I work with my own helping spirits who range from animals, like Sea Otter, to Sedna: goddess of the deep oceans, to Spock: explorer of the celestial void, and David Bowie: nonconformist pioneer and known dream-walker.

We’re ALL about those nonconformist pioneers in MY house.

And I’ll also be working with YOUR OWN helping spirits – those who walk the path of your purpose alongside you, who are there whether you’re aware of them or not.

I can’t tell you exactly what’s going to happen, because I don’t know for sure. It’s going to be like a Choose Your Own Adventure, only we’re letting your higher self and helping spirits guide us to the next set of actions.

(For a more detailed account of the day, see the more info section below)

What I do know is this:

This will be one of the most adventurous and unusual days of your life.

You’ll set aside one day where you’re available by email, phone, or Skype for periodic check-ins with me. I’ll be assigning you some actions to take, too, so do what you have to do – take the day off work, get a babysitter, put your phone on DO NOT DISTURB.

You don’t need to know anything about channeling otters or deep sea shaman women or what in the hell I’m talking about with these technologies and dark yin goddess bits.

All you need to know is that you feel ready to seek answers to those big questions:

• Who or what is running your life?
• Are you aligned with the path of your purpose?
• What actions are required to ensure you are fully sovereign in your life?
• What would you see if you weren’t lying to yourself?

the entry cost

Deep diving requires sacrifice. Shamanic work is dangerous, and requires sacrifice. The sacrifice I make is my time, energy, and potential safety. In our current capitalist society, the sacrifice you must make is money.

Meeting With God is offered on a sliding scale, depending on your current economic reality.

Top tier: $775

Mid tier: $445

Low tier: $195

is this for you?

Meeting With God is for you only if you’re ready for your life to change completely as a result of seeking the answers to the questions above.

NOT KIDDING: this work will blow. your. mind. If you honestly aren’t sure whether you’re ready yet to find out what happens when you ask those questions, that’s ok! This one isn’t for you.

If you’re on board but aren’t exactly sure you understand what I’m talking about here, that’s ok!

You don’t need to have any prior experience with channeling, or shamanism, or David Bowie. It’s my job to know what’s going on and guide the work; it’s your job to show up with a HAAAIL YES!

If you…

• feel that haaaaaail yes feeling,
• are able to make the financial-energetic sacrifice,
• are a consciousness scout – someone who’s willing to boldly go into themselves, and beyond!,
• are a spiritual seeker – one who is curious about and interested in spirituality and the spirit world,
• and believe in miracles or at least are open to the possibility,
• then this is for you!

Remember: in a Meeting With God, you are God.

And I believe in you.

to claim a test drive spot:

• Click the orange button below to check out via PayPal or with a credit/debit card.
• IMPORTANT: if your contact email is different from the one associated with your PayPal account, please include that info in the “Messages to Seller” section.
• You’ll be taken to the client intake questionnaire, which you have a week to complete.
• Meanwhile, we’ll choose a day that works well for both of us and is astrologically fortuitous.
• Beforehand, I’ll provide you with instructions for your day.
• During the day, I’ll be in touch periodically via your preferred method of communication.
• Afterwards, we’ll conduct a follow-up session to discuss how things have progressed for you and address any questions you may have.

If you have questions, please email me at zaferiou@gmail.com.

Book your Meeting With God for $775 now:

more info? you got it!

For a Meeting With God, you’ll need the following:

• one day where you’ll be able to take it easy and be available via Skype audio or email,
• water and nourishing food,
• comfortable clothes that make you feel great,
• some kind of creative and enjoyable task you can have fun with during the day,
• and optional, but encouraged: your favorite accessories and head- and foot-gear like shoes, a hat, bandana, scarf, unicorn horn…whatever floats your boat.

You’ll begin by reserving your meeting via the orange button.

Then you’ll have a week to fill out the intake questionnaire, which is kinda like a medical history form except it’s your spiritual history, because I’m a spirit doctor not a medical doctor.

We’ll select an astrologically potent date.

STAR-STRUCK BABY

ON THE DAY BEFORE

I’ll prepare by doing some meal planning and prep, cleansing my space, my tools, and myself, and laying out clean, comfortable ritual clothes (I like a long flowing cotton dress). I’ll go to bed early, setting out a glass of water and my dream journal because I often have relevant dreams the night before a client working.

MANY STRANGE DREAMS

IN THE MORNING

I’ll rise just before dawn and perform my ablutions.

After cleansing myself with a purifying bath, meditating, and centering myself, I begin my initial rituals of prayer, empowerment, and protection.

Without cutting corners, I begin with a channeling trance and open myself to your spirits so I can assess your spiritual and psychic condition and determine what sort of task(s) it best serves you to focus on for the day.

I’ll contact you to relay the information from this initial channeling and assign you some actions to take.

MIGHT BE YOU GOTTA TAKE A WALK OR A BATH

FOR THE REST OF THE DAY:

It’s hard to predict what will happen: I simply follow the threads and take the next actions required.

If divination is beneficial, I perform it.

If soul healing is required, I do it.

Throughout the rest of the day, you and I will periodically connect via your preferred method of communication: typically via email or Skype audio call (so I can offer you a recording of our call for your records).

GET THOSE RECORDS

THE CLOSE OF DAY

I’ll end the day with offerings of gratitude to all of our helping spirits, followed by further rituals and prayers of purification and empowerment.

Afterwards, you’ll receive the following:

• my notes, audio recordings, and relevant pictures, if any,
• supplemental reading and research material for you,
• and a follow-up session some weeks later to discuss any actions you were given to take, any questions you may have, and where to go from here.

So after a Meeting With God, you’ll have complex and interesting answers to the questions:

• Who or what is running your life?
• Are you aligned with the path of your purpose?
• What actions are required to ensure you are fully sovereign in your life?
• What would you see if you weren’t lying to yourself?

You’ll also pick up some perks like:

• the identities of some of your helping spirits and any other spirits who are around you,
• whether any of those spirits needed to be resolved, and what happened when they moved on,
• how best to cultivate right relationship with your helping spirits
• whether any of your power was lost, blocked, or thwarted — and how to keep it around now that it’s back, baby
• insights into some of your past lives, probably

so I’m God? why…what? how

As I once told the four-year-old boy I was babysitting when he asked me “when does God die?” and as Alan Watts once (basically) wrote:

We are all God. This existence we know is God playing hide-and-seek with itself, pretending to be separate beings when in truth we are each a piece of the divine encased in flesh, blood, and bone, individual in appearance yet linked in spirit.

But the world can be a harsh and sometimes unforgiving place for we creatures of stardust and seawater.

The illusion of separation is strong. It’s easy to lose your power, or give it away, or have it stolen.

The world crushes our memory of divinity. We forget what we were before we were born; we forget who we came here to be, what we came here to do.

THAT IS CONFUSING AND DIFFICULT

There are many access roads to our inner divinity — or if you prefer, sovereignty, power, free will.

These roads are there for us to find and learn how to use properly.

You may be gifted with some and are naturally suited to others. Intuition, perhaps? Dreaming true? Clairvoyance – the ability to see spirits?

We are each inclined toward our own roads to spirit.

Personally, I favor the following: channeling, with which I was gifted; divination with methods like tarot and astrology, which I’ve learned; healing abilities, which I was born with and had to learn how to use properly; and shamanism, into which I experienced spirit-led initiation and, funny story, was baptized when I was a baby but didn’t know it until I was in my early twenties.

LIFE IS SO WEIRD

We do our best — we big beings in little star baby bodies!

BIG BEAUTIFUL BABIES

If you have any questions or comments, please drop me a line at paigezaferiou@gmail.com.

THANKS I LOVE YOU